Fan E-Mails
about the Apple-Album


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while sitting at my computer and being absolutely unamused about working I thought about some nice German translations for ‘Apple Size Golden Clitoris’. I like the album, especially your ballads. Your voice is absolutely impressive in the songs with slow melodic passages. Really GREAT!
Now my translations: The direct and boring translation might be: EINE APFELGROSSE GOLDENE KLITORIS.. not very poetic! The most lyrical would be: EINE GÜLDENE KLITORIS VON DER GROSSES EINES APFELS.. sounds like something from the 18th century. A very rude one would be: EIN GOLDENER KITZLER, SO GROSS WIE EIN APFEL.. not so nice. Another one which conveys the sense and is quite relaxing would be: EINE KLITORIS, EINEM GOLDGLÄNZENDEN APFEL GLEICH... Hmm this is sort of modern poetry..not slam poetry.. quite lyrical! Well I have to leave the clitoris now (what a pity) and get back to work. Dr. Frau Marion. Darmstadt.
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what can I say? The title track is FANTASTIC!! I laughed my pants off for ten minutes. I brought it to work today and the woman who I share an office with are now raving fans.They bought three copies. It was a great move to make it and I LOVE the one about the woman in the Delhi. Helen Mitchell. London.
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I got home from Songlines Choir last night and put your new album on and climbed in the bath.....HEAVEN!!! Thanks! I really enjoyed it and I am looking forward to listening again over breakfast. Thanks for taking that step and making it. It is delicious. it’s green and it’s good for me. Sue Rickards. London.
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many thanks for the copy of the new album.. gosh you work fast! (Recieved three weeks after I played drums on it). I was about to drop you a line and see how the rest of the recording went and lo and behold the CD arrived in the post! WOW!! Well done! Are you pleased with it? It sounds really good. You have done some great things with your songs. Richard Newby (Drummer). London.
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just wanted to send you congratulations for your marvelous new album.I love it! Especially the track ‘September Slow’. Your songs make me feel what is called ‘Saudades’ in Portugese. There is neither a word in English or German for it but it is something like ‘longing’ or ‘desire’. I really love exploring the world and getting to know new places and when I feel trapped in this city I listen to your songs. Sabine. Bielefeld.
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For the first time I had the opportunity to properly listen to your new A.S.G.C. album today..a lovely mixture of laughs and old song friends.The title track... ENORMOUS!!.. such potential as a film soundtrack! ‘Good For You’.. Jan goes Rock n Roll (what a bummer) and Diane’s Sax sounds splendid! I still laugh at ‘I Love My Guitar’ and ‘Doris in the Delhi’ and the new ending puts a grin on my face. ‘Switzerland’.. I only heard it once before. YES YES YES ! What could be more different to Hackney.But it should be called ‘Hymn to Hackney’.’Last Night’.. very cute.. raises the spirits. Well I just LOVE your songs. This album is another one in a long row of spirit-raisers. Bye the way I think it is SUPERB FUN! Have a lovely weekend.. Susi Golnick. Hamburg
back to top . ...I like all of your albums very much. Especially the ‘Golden Clitoris!’... which is PURE GOLD!! Michael Last. Stuttgart.
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Dear Jan,
how wonderful to find your new album in the mail!!!!!!!!!!!! I have already listened to it and had a great laugh and a lot of joy with it. I really like the funny tracks, but as usual my heart really falls for the ballads.Especially to hear this wonderful version of ‘September Slow’Great! I will dive even deeper into the music in the next few days.Anyhow I can already say I absolutely LOVE ‘Apple Size Golden Clitoris!’. Ursula Steck.Köln.
back to top ..Everyone who has heard your new album loves it! Amazing work! Petra Rick.
 
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