Lesbian With A Guitar. Jan Allain:'Apple Size Golden Clitoris' Jan Allain calls her new album 'A collection of happy songs'. Well that's one way of putting it.. even though the title track sounds more like Monty Python's Long Lost Lesbian Hymn. Hardly ever laughed so much. The remaining 11 songs are something like a tour diary, 16 lovers in 5 countries on two continents from 'Switzerland' to 'Sainte Marie'. Also, the instrumentation of guitar, fiddle and piano is very suited to live performance which adds to the charm of humorous love songs like the rocker 'Good For You' or the fantastic 'Doris in the Deli'. Mrs Allain has managed to make an allround album. Just the right thing for the first date in the park, the quickie in the bicycle shed and breakfast together. Siegessäule, Berlin 2001.